My Not So Favorite Things

Hypocrites - (especially religious zealots who use the Bible to persecute, pro-lifers who kill their opposition and anyone who expects more from everyone else than they are willing to give themselves); closeminded, disrespectful, prejudice, dogmatic, manipulating people; people who think they are the best thing since sliced bread; the saying "best thing since sliced bread"; when bad things happen to good people; bugs (especially spiders , roaches, anything that dive bombs me from the sky or has a exo-skeleton that is so hard it clinks when it hits the pavement); onions; Gilbert Godfrey; chocolate chip cookies (I know, I know...I'm insane); having to pee in the middle of the night in the freezing winter time when my bed is all warm and cozy; the 20 telemarketers who call daily asking if I would like to switch to MCI or if I would like to purchase an optional
credit protector for my credit card; people who tap on fishbowls ; parking lots that have a speed bump every 2 feet; high gas prices; waking up early ; the sound of an alarm clock; Priceline Commercials; cats that hide under the sofa and claw your ankles when you walk past ; pantyhose; 2 hour lines at Best Buy the day after Thanksgiving when all you want is to get one small item; when my glasses fog up in the winter time whenever I am coming in or out of the cold; insomnia; having violent hiccups all day long; feeling like I have to sneeze for hours but my nose is stuck in the "I can't" phase where my eyes squint and every sentence starts off with "ahh-ha-" yet I never actually sneeze; driving west as the sun sets and that little visor is just an inch or so too short; the fact that as I am innocently driving down the road and 4 rocks to date have flung up and cracked my windshield so my insurance company now considers me an "At Risk Driver" and raised my insurance rates for something I have no control over whatsoever; speeding ticket giving cops = (with the exception of Ofcr. Shaw of the NC Police Department who changed my tire after a blowout); tire blowouts; people who drive faster than me; people that drive slower than me; people who think they are good singers trying to do serious karaoke instead of just making fools of themselves; public speaking; kids who are past that "I'm cute cause I'm so little" stage that continue to think they can get away with annoying habits; people who are only in touch with their friends when they break up with their significant other; when people are obviously wrong and they don't have the balls to admit it; when you pay 100 bucks for a book for class and then bookstore won't buy it back cause they got a newer edition ; stepping on a snapping crab while swiming in the ocean; pulling off a bandaid ; teachers who should never be teachers; people who get their panties in a twist over the most trivial thing; people who say what they think you want them to; the "Welcome, this is a Tripod Member's Homepage" banner that pops up on every page of this site; mono; chicken pox; blisters; when friends don't tell you when your 1) zipper is open 2) you have food in your teeth; that little rubbery piece of grissel in turkey; that little cube of fatty goo in baked beans; the smell around garbage dumpsters; the smell of gasoline; cigarette smoke; when vacuum cleaners explode; seeing a spider and trying to get someone or something to kill it with but when you return it is gone and you can't sleep not knowing if it is going to crawl across your face, nest under your tongue and lay eggs (no, I'm not paranoid); packing; moving; people with no common sense; my thesis; Dr's "Red Pen" Stuart, Kalinowski, Rastatter; jobsearching

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