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Name: Email address: Briefly describe what makes you qualified to be my boyfriend? How sexy do you think I am? Sort of sexy Very sexy So sexy you can hardly breathe How important is romance? Romance? What's that? Eh, it's ok. Romance, to me, is like a red, red rose Would you purchase feminine products for me, if asked? No way! Reluctantly With wings, or without? What of the following "man skills" can you perform for me? (Check all that apply) Fixing my car Plunging a toilet Killing the bugs Getting the top off a jar Woodworking Cooking on the grill at BBQ's Installing anything electronic Knitting If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Yes No Are you willing to die to defend my honor? That depends. How big are the guys I'm fighting again? That depends. How big are your boobs again? Darling, of course! I would rather die trying to save you than live without you in my world. Are you gay? Yes I'm not, but my boyfriend is. No

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